Lovely Like Audrey

Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.

YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.

Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.

YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.

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Notes Remember that one time Sherlock turned into a bird?

cumberqueen:

inspector-radio:

consultingcumberbitch:

oatmealjumper:

#I’m a Consulting Canary; only one in the world.

BAHAHAHAHAHA

LOOK UP TO THE SKY

IS THAT A BIRD?

OR IS IT A PLANE?

NO

IT’S THE CONSULTING CANARY

I needed this now xD

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Text Please be friends with me?

Somebody? Anybody? I have no friends on Tumblr.

I’m a good kid, I promise. I live for historical figures like you all do.

When I broke up with my boyfriend, I told him there was someone else. The person alluded to was Thomas Jefferson. My entire locker is covered with real and Dillane Jeffersex. I’m not that bad, honest.

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scribblingsmiles:

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Notes I CHALLENGE YOU ALL TO FIND 21ST MENS WHO HAVE THE LIKENESS OF YOUR HISTORICAL HONEY

ladyhistory:

mrsmerilew:

fourbritisheyesonly:

twobitdandy:

in terms of fashion ~

OH MY GOD ALICIA AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS A FEW DAYS AGO

Meri is the poster child for Ralph Lauren.

Billy is the poster child for Eddie Bauer.

THEODORE IS THE POSTER CHILD FOR WRANGLER

Thomas Jefferson is Urban Outfitters.

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Text My dearest friends!

My first viewing of the John Adams HBO series!!! Now I’ll know what you’re all taking about!

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Good shopping day!

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"Just think, for the last few years I have been inflicted with an incurable complaint. Though endowed with a passionate and lively temperment, I was soon obliged to seclude myself and live in solitude. I could not bring myself to say to people, “Speak up! Shout! I am deaf!” My misfortune pains me doubly. And as much as it leads to my being misjudged, I must live as an outcast. How humiliated I have felt. If somebody heard a shepherd sing, I heard nothing. Such experiences almost made me dispair, and I was on the point of putting an end to my life. The only thing that held me back was my art. For indeed, it seemed to me impossible to leave this world before I had produced all the works that I have felt the urge to compose. And thus, I have dragged on this miserable existance. Almighty God who look down into my innermost soul, You see into my heart and You know that it is filled with love for humanity and a desire to do good."

Ludwig van Beethoven

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napoleonofcrime-locked asked: You're RIDING there??? asdfghjkl;' I'm jealous!!!

Ronnie insists! :)

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imintooldmen:

OH MY GOD

THAT’S HOW RONALD REAGAN USED TO LOOK LIKE?!

Damnnnnnn.

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yourroyal-highness:

Prince William and Prince Harry ❤

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Notes What is your Royal Wedding guest name? Start with either Lord or Lady. Your first name is the name of one of your grandparents. Your surname is the name of one of your first pets, hyphenated with the name of the street you grew up on.

ladyhistory:

gallifrenchtimelady:

anightingaleinberkeley:

smokeandmirrors3021:

bubblesmccoy:

thelusterofsatin:

cherishwhatyouhave:

evergrowingeverchanging:

140poundstogo:

Lady Marilyn Sugar-Elm

Lady Alison Happy-St.Vital

LMAO

Lady Dorothy Tilly-Overdale..

Lady Grace Snowy-Golden Lane

Lord Victoria Sam-Main

Lady Margaret Squeak-Laburnum

Lady Josephine Flounder-Rosapenna. I’m changing my name by deed poll…like, right now.

Lady Eugénie Felix-Libération

Lady Betty Bullwinkle-Glenn

WAT

Lady Jane Chester-Howard

I’ll keep it!

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basswick-deactivated20111220 asked: Are you pulling for Colin Firth to win an Oscar tomorrow??? :)

PS- lovelovelove your blog too. Audrey is my FAVORITE! <3

Hiya! :D

I am SO sorry. My computer was broken for the longest time, so tumblr has been out of my reach. I’m so proud of my baby <333 He SO deserved an Oscar.

&& Thank you! Audrey is my love. Your blog is my absolute favorite on tumblr!

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