Lovely Like Audrey

royal-confessions:

[Post by Mary]

“If Diana were alive today, she would be appalled and disgusted by the amount of flack that Kate gets. She would be the first to stand up in defense of her daughter-in-law.” — Submitted by Anonymous

Amen!

I’m nice. Really I am.

….does anyone have any idea how to do that?

Help meeeee.

I’ll read anything on any topic.

Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.

YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.

(via i-wanna-write-you-a-love-song)

cumberqueen:

inspector-radio:

consultingcumberbitch:

oatmealjumper:

#I’m a Consulting Canary; only one in the world.

BAHAHAHAHAHA

LOOK UP TO THE SKY

IS THAT A BIRD?

OR IS IT A PLANE?

NO

IT’S THE CONSULTING CANARY

I needed this now xD 

(via thatswhatfandomsdo)

Somebody? Anybody? I have no friends on Tumblr.

I’m a good kid, I promise. I live for historical figures like you all do.

When I broke up with my boyfriend, I told him there was someone else. The person alluded to was Thomas Jefferson. My entire locker is covered with real and Dillane Jeffersex. I’m not that bad, honest.

scribblingsmiles:

(Source: ovictoriaoxo, via lovelydianaprincessofwales)

ladyhistory:

mrsmerilew:

fourbritisheyesonly:

twobitdandy:

in terms of fashion ~

OH MY GOD ALICIA AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS A FEW DAYS AGO

Meri is the poster child for Ralph Lauren.

Billy is the poster child for Eddie Bauer.

THEODORE IS THE POSTER CHILD FOR WRANGLER

 Thomas Jefferson is Urban Outfitters.

(Source: iamjustadandy)

My first viewing of the John Adams HBO series!!! Now I’ll know what you’re all taking about!

Good shopping day!

Ludwig van Beethoven

cat--stark asked: You're RIDING there??? asdfghjkl;' I'm jealous!!!

Ronnie insists! :)

imintooldmen:

OH MY GOD

THAT’S HOW RONALD REAGAN USED TO LOOK LIKE?!

Damnnnnnn.

(Source: beckaford)